good times
Classic brother moments from this weekend. Please enjoy.Easter morning 11ish, after a lot of confusion, he got a little annoyed.
him: "why can't we just have a normal easter? Hmmm? Instead we have Nicole stuck in Boulder sick, Andie's down here bored off her ass watching Roli Poli Oli, Mom and Dad are off with some random people eating OUR FAMILY BRUNCH, and i've been sitting around here hoping not to electrocute myself while fixing my amp. But the day is saved, my amp works. Happy?"
Watching TV (he always tries to boost my self confidence):
me: "damn, the chick on overhaulin is crazy hot."
him: "yeah, she's like you on a bad day. but you don't have bad days. so you're like way hotter."
On our trip to Jamba Juice:
him: "Andie, there's some tiny asian lady hiding behind cars and scaring the shit out of people"
me: "What?! where?"
him: "We better bust it out of the car, i don't want no crazy woman asking me for money."
me: "Haha. I think she wants money for a cancer foundation."
him: "I don't care what she wants but if she says 'sucky sucky five dolla" I'm bustin it to the car."
Laying on his bed, on the phone (in a provocative tone):
him: "you know i love ya baby. me and you tomorrow night, movie? it'll be me and you all night long."
me: "jase, i know that wasn't alyssa's ring. who are you talking to?"
him: "b-mack. oh, he says hi."
me: "hi back. weird. i was contemplating your sexual preference. now its confirmed."
him: "don't tell alyssa, it may upset her. or will it?"
Discussing him coming to visit:
me: "You wanna come visit me in Boulder on monday or tuesday?"
him: "I'm going bowling with some guy tomorrow, so probably tuesday."
me: "some guy?"
him: "yeah, he's coming from some frat at UMR because they really want me to go there."
me: "Interesting. I bet he's REAL cool."
him: "Yeah i'm expecting some 30 year old dude with a van. Plus i gave him our address."
me: "That sounds safe. What makes you so sure he's from UMR? He sounds kinda sketchy."
him: "Yeah i can see some creepy 30 year old pedophile driving up in a van saying, 'wanna go bowling little boy'. We may not want to make plans for tuesday, who knows when i'm coming back."
Nicknames (i got a serious ab workout on this one)
me: "Weird how Nicole has like 10 names to make fun of me but none for you?"
him: "She does so, she calls me.....snickerdoodle."
me: "What? No she doesn't, you're making that up loser."
him: "Yeah well, what about Douche McFarland."
me: "HAHA OMG."
mom: "I'm not sure i remember her calling you that. Is that a new one?"
him: "Yes mom, about as new as me liking boys"
Easter eggs (i blow the yolk out and use the shell):
while i'm de-yolking the eggs he grabbed my side and i sucked raw egg into my mouth.
"haha. while you were blowing the egg, it yolked in your mouth. dirty!"
we went a little crazy with the egg dye. he felt the need to write his nickname on his knuckles in blue dye.
"dude, how long do you think this'll last? its like a semi-permanent tattoo. mom should keep this stuff around more often."
posted by Andie @ Monday, March 28, 2005
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