ok.....time to stop freaking out
Disclaimer:
The previous post is not true. Yes, there were people out there who had doubts about whether or not I actually fell and love and planned to get hitched. Sadly enough, I must deny everything. Scott wanted to post on my blog so he did. When he came down to visit my mom on mother's day he wrote the delightful post. Not much else to say, except for the fact that I can't believe a few of you actually believed the post. He was very proud of the fact that the ending sounded freakishly similar to me, but that's what he was going for. Scott received a few copied IMs of people's hilarious comments and "freak-outs", which he thoroughly enjoyed. So thanks for that. Peace out.
So long farewell!
Hello everyone. It's been a long time since my last post, I know, I know, but I've been really busy lately. You see, I've found what I've been looking for... please, allow me to digress.
So about two weeks ago I was walking through a dark alley and that's when I met Joe Billy Walker. "J.B." is what most people would call a bum, we have a lot of those around here at Boulder. But JB and I fell in love. So, we took a little vacation to the local motel and did the humpty dump for about 3 straight days. Let me tell you, if you've never had sex with a bum, you need to. "WHOA!" Had to use plastic bags if you know what I mean. That's when I found two dollars on the ground. I went to Circle K and bought two lotto tickets, the scratcher kind. I won $25,000!
Now, I was really set. I had money and a guy I was madly in love with, not to mention hung like a horse. All of a sudden, JB plops down on one knee and proposes to me with a plastic ring he found in the dumpster near the skatepark. Out of left field he reveals to me that he's actually a super rich dude but was trying to prove that only the rich and famous fall in love because women are shallow bitchs who are only in this world to leech off men with money. He said I had proved him wrong and now we could go live in his summer home in the Hamptons before getting married sometime in the fall.
So there you have it. I'm checking out of here in a week! Wish us luck. We're registered at Macy's and Tiffany's under "Mr. & Mrs. Joseph Rickard." Although its got an accent over the "a".
Thanks to all of you guys! You've been great and I've had a blast! I'll miss you all! I'm keeping my IM! Sorry I didn't tell anyone before this, but I just didn't know how to do it. I thought this was the best way. LOVE YOU ALL! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
