Smartness.
Hi. I decided that i need to start having more intelligent conversation. Most of the people i talk to either complain about something that is going on or brag about something that just happened. Don't get me wrong, i want to make sure you're happy. Its that i'm not really connecting on that intellectual level. Make sense? Send me an article. Tell me your favorite book (if i have time i may read it). I figure, we have an education, why not put it to use.
P.S. I miss having a bigger bed. Someone should let me sleep in their's or get me a bigger bed for my birthday.
i had a really great weekend. its been a while since i've had one.
am i insane?
It's been one of those weeks where you think to yourself...."if i got any more pathetic, i would shoot myself." Now normally, i'm pretty good about keeping myself inline, but its gotten out of hand. Most times i can pinpoint exactly what's bothering me and fix it. Not this week. Of course not. It has to be the week before my birthday when i get all self involved. I have analyzed the shit out of every aspect of my life and even though things are going great, i wanna trash it all and start over. Is that so wrong? Am i worried that i am gonna screw things up? More than likely, that's the only reason i ever quit something is if i don't think i can do it. Which happens occasionally, yet not in every aspect of my life.
I came to the realization that right before my birthday shitty things seem to happen. There's not particular reason for this, it just comes about this time. I hurt something, or get cheated on, or get "dumped," or lose a friend or just get screwed over. My bad attitude stems from the expectancy of unhappy tidings. Don't get me wrong, i'm not usually a super negative person. I just am not big on having high expectations, cause most of the time i get let down. So by assuming the worst right off the bat means things can only get better.
I just need something that will rid me of my bad attitude. Can we just forget that i have a birthday? If going home for the weekend would be a good idea, i would do it. Solely for the sake of not ruining anyone else's weekend cause i can be a bitch if i really feel like it (i swear to god naves if you say i've never been a bitch i'm gonna do something...bad). So if anyone has any good ideas, PLEASE help me. I would love you forever and ever. Not like i don't already, but you'll directly hear it from my lips.
Hope your week was better than mine!!! Have a good weekend!!!
...underwear goes inside the pants...
Okay so this may sound kinda dumb but this "song" by Lazyboy is effin awesome.....if you get the chance you should def download it or find someone to download it for you.....now please in enjoy....."Underwear goes inside the pants"
Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
It’s a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what’s not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That’s not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We’re dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we’re putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?
You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can’t watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: “Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?”
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.
Half the time I don’t even know what the commercial is…
people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.
I’m like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.
The schools now… It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.
Build the kids’ self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
What’s going to happen to our porno industry?
These women don’t just grown on trees.
It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.
And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?
Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.
You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east.
Terrorists masterminds.
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don’t you think?
They’re not masterminds.
“OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?”
“Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can’t I just…”
“Who’s the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?”
Americans, let’s face it: We’ve been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we’re in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we’ll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
“How’d you get through it grandpa?”
“Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.”
Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.
I’ll sit at a drive thru.
I’ll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There’s room in the back. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It’s only three more cents.
Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.
Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there’d be a Microsoft?
Of course not.
You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,
“You’ll see. I’m going to take of the world of computers! I’ll show them.”
We’re in one of the richest countries in the world,
but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that’s what I’m going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they’re just going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He’s homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don’t you go get a job you bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants. I’m guessing his resume isn’t all up to date.
I’m predicting some problems during the interview process.
I’m pretty sure even McDonalds has a “underwear goes inside the pants” policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I’m sure it is on the books.
dare you to move
welcome to the planet
welcome to existence
everyone's here
everyone's here
everybody's watching you now
everybody waits for you now
what happens next?
what happens next?
i dare you to move
i dare you to move
i dare you to lift yourself up off the floor
i dare you to move
i dare you to move
like today never happened
today never happened before
welcome to the fallout
welcome to resistance
the tension is here
the tension is here
between who you are and who you could be
between how it is and how it should be
i dare you to move
i dare you to move
i dare you to lift yourself up off the floor
i dare you to move
i dare you to move
like today never happened
today never happened
maybe redemption has stories to tell
maybe forgiveness is right where you fell
where can you run to escape from yourself?
where you gonna go?
where you gonna go?
salvation is here
i dare you to move
i dare you to move
i dare you to lift yourself
lift yourself up off the floor
i dare you to move
i dare you to move
like today never happened
today never happened
today never happened
today never happened before
life
have you ever had one of those days where you think you're lost.....but you know you'll figure out where you're going eventually? i know it sounds kinda stupid, but i'm serious. you feel like know matter what you do you're gonna make the wrong decision. so you wait around for someone to decide for you. its almost an overwhelming mistrust of everything, including myself. which is really scary. i just think that i shouldn't be the person put in charge of my happiness, cause so far, i'm not that good at it. there's this quote from Garden State, that i really love. mainly because it clarifies things for me. when i think about how much life stresses me out i have to remember "I know it hurts. But it's life, and it's real. And sometimes it fucking hurts, but it's life, and it's pretty much all we got." i may not have a solid grasp on any religion or belief system, but i know that i'm not getting a new life anytime soon. so the bottom line, is i gotta make do with what i got. which pretty much means, if i want to have a "better" life, i have to go out and make it better. even if that means i have to give things up or do something i've never done. my mom tells me that things come to those who wait, but maybe this is one of those times, i need to go out and make something happen.
